Friday, May 11, 2012

Oh, Brandon...

Just ACT NOW and you, YES YOU, can get all of Brandon Inge's greatest hits wrapped up in one neat ballgame! You'll get...

*Weak Pop Out

*Ground Into Double Play

*Check Swing Strikeout

*Nice Stab But a Bad Throw

*Dramatic Home Run Outta Nowhere

This is a limited time offer and the Tigers will foot the $5 million bill! Wait, we have a caller? Hello, Billy Beane!

5 comments:

Boeschlander said...

I like his new look.

H2OPoloPunk said...

Well played.

Fiddoggy said...

What about the swinging strike at an off-speed pitch a foot off the ground and the plate.

Riotgear16 said...

Is Rogo a Redditor?

Dead Horse Begging For Mercy said...

Two dramatic home runs for the series so far....I think that's two more than the guy the Tigers are paying $60,000 per game and the guy that so energetically plays third base now.  I'm bad with math....what is the combined batting average of Cabrera and Prince during this away stand?