Well, head on over to the Free Press site and scroll down a bit. There, you can download your very own Paper Detroit Tiger to make! So much fun! And they have ALL your favorite Tigers. And Collin Balester, too! Think of all the fun adventures you can have. I know I couldn't wait to get started.
But I'm not about to make a Justin Verlander, as seen above in the illustration from the freep. Everyone's going to be making a JV or a Cabrera. No, I decided that my son and I were going to go in a different direction...
Well, I wasn't about to let that party pooper keep me from making a paper doll out of everyone's favorite scrappy .172 hitting utility player. Oh, no. And after several agonizing minutes of cutting around several annoying corners, Paper Don Kelly was born.
But what to do with Paper Kelly? Hmm. In this situation, I did what I do in most situations. I think to myself, "What would Justin Verlander do?" And what would JV do with Don Kelly?
So when you make your new best friend out of paper, don't set his shoes on fire. Instead, take care of him and put him in a nice, safe place where alcoholic pyromaniacs such as myself can't find them. Take for instance, PAPER RYNO!
I hope this was fun and informative for you all. After all, here at DNR, I strive to bring you excellence in each and every post.
Have a great day!
(And eat crap. My kid had fun. That's all that matters.)