Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Phantom of the Infield Will Live

PHANTOM:  Anywhere you go let me go, tooooooo! Christine...that's all I ask of...

CHRISTINE:  /rips off mask
CHRISTINE:  Aaaaaaahhh!
Word is, Miguel Cabrera has a small fracture on his head spot. He'll only miss a couple weeks and should be good to go for Opening Day. So climb off that ledge. No need to jump quite yet. It was a freak injury that could only happen to a Detroit Tiger. And you know...YOU KNOW that deep down, Brandon Inge took pleasure in it. He had to.

Why couldn't this happen to Derek Jeter? I'd pay to see that.


Spockmaster said...

Id pay to see him stand in front of a pitching machine set to maximum.

kalinecountry said...

I would rather it be a player on the redsox, the midget, vaginaellsbury, or the PED King with the stupid looking chinstrap beard ortiz.

H2OPoloPunk said...

That's one tough son-of-a-bitch, right there.