CHRISTINE: /rips off mask
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Word is, Miguel Cabrera has a small fracture on his head spot. He'll only miss a couple weeks and should be good to go for Opening Day. So climb off that ledge. No need to jump quite yet. It was a freak injury that could only happen to a Detroit Tiger. And you know...YOU KNOW that deep down, Brandon Inge took pleasure in it. He had to.
Why couldn't this happen to Derek Jeter? I'd pay to see that.
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Id pay to see him stand in front of a pitching machine set to maximum.
I would rather it be a player on the redsox, the midget, vaginaellsbury, or the PED King with the stupid looking chinstrap beard ortiz.
That's one tough son-of-a-bitch, right there.
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