Sunday, August 14, 2011
Deleted Scenes: Rudy
FORTUNE: Shit. Wrong tiny, untalented white boy. You seen Rudy around here? Scrappy little fella. Kinda looks like Sam Wise from "Lord of the Rings"?
RHYMES: Oh. Yeah. He's over there trying to reach his helmet on the top shelf. Poor guy. But what about me, Fortune? With my heart, grit, and hard-nosed approach, do you think I can still make it in the big leagues if I keep trying really hard?
FORTUNE: You? No. You can't even get the ball out of the infield. Take a shower. Get a haircut. Then kill yourself.
RHYMES: Dude! Not cool. And "Roc" was a shitty TV show!
FORTUNE: Go to hell! Hey! Rudy! Get over here.
FORTUNE: Uh, yeah. Where was I? Oh...you're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin'...