Sunday, July 31, 2011

Oh Yeah? Well HE Started It!

EDIT:  I felt I should add this as a preface after the fact. If you are an Angel fan and reading this, good day. I assume you are here due to the good reverend linking from HH. Indeed, this is a Detroit Tigers blog. It's not a serious one, as I think you should know that. 90% of the time here is spent making doodie jokes about Tiger players. And sometimes I try to have fun at the expense of others attacking my favorite baseball team. That's all this is. If you take this too seriously, you have missed the point.You have a beautiful ballpark and I always liked Tim Salmon and Mark Langston.

My thanks to the Rev for clarifying many of his earlier comments on here in my comments section. I only wish he would have done so in his original post at HH. Sorry I called your mom a mean name. You're still an idiot, though. Have a nice day.


Today’s epic encounter of the Tigers and Angels featuring Cy Young candidates Justin Verlander and Jered Weaver was billed as must-see-tv. And it was, but not just for the pitching encounter.

JV took at no-hitter into the eighth inning today showing again why he is probably the best pitcher in baseball. Verlander is a cyborg.

Weaver pitched well, too, but showed that he’s capable of losing his cool quite easily when things don’t go his way on the field. He took exception to Magglio Ordonez watching his two-run homer, when in reality, Maggs was making sure it wasn’t going foul. He responded by cursing at Magglio and Miguel Cabrera who followed him in the order. Carlos Guillen took note of Weaver’s immature behavior and responded by striking a dramatic pose of his own after taking Jered deep in the 7th.

The umpires wisely issued warnings after that. Weaver, instead of keeping his cool in a close game, decided to ignore the warning and throw at Alex Avila’s head on the next pitch. He was promptly ejected and we probably would have had a brawl if JV didn’t have a no-hitter going.

Erick Aybar led off the next inning by trying to bunt his way on in the 8th inning of a no-hitter, one of those unwritten rules of baseball. After that, all unwritten rules were out the window.

The Tigers ended up winning, 3-2. Yay. But the classless nonsense wasn’t over yet. Check out the game recap at Halos Heaven, the Angels’ version of Bless You Boys, if you didn’t know. While BYB always remains a classy, well-written blog on the Tigers, judging by this piece, the same rules do not apply at HH. Even Bleacher Report wouldn’t publish this nonsense.

Please take the time to read that, if you don’t mind. Don’t worry, it’s a quick read. Form your own opinion. And then follow me after the jump. Because while my friends at BYB are a professional, classy bunch (when not discussing Scott Sizemore), I am not.

I am far from it.



Before we begin, I should point out that the writer at HH is named Rev Halofan. So, Rev Halofan, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, I would like to preface this by saying your mother is a smelly cunt.

Much like Weaver today, you started it.

Pitcher Jered Weaver lit a fire under his lethargic teammates with a display of emotion at being shown up by has-been Carlos Guillen riding a lucky jetstream of a flyball.

Indeed. Carlos Guillen has seen better days. More the reason why Cy Young candidate Jered Weaver shouldn’t be getting rocked by such an AWFUL hitter. If only the Tigers would have sent up a player more in his prime…like Torii Hunter or Vernon Wells.

The irony is that Guillen could have displayed an iota of class and dropped his head and just scored what would prove to be the game-winner.

Sure. When a cocky, long-haired, homeless surfer looking pitcher like Weaver is dropping more f-bombs on my teammates and countrymen than Andrew Dice Clay stubbing his toe on an end table, the normal reaction to hitting a key homer off of him would be to act like it didn’t happen. Gotcha.

But instead, it being his 2nd HR of the season as he battles back from having to look at himself in the mirror each morning,

Untrue! Guillen is not allowed to have mirrors in his home. He is liable to trip and fall into the glass, doing unknown amounts of damange to his fragile body. Carlos is a human Operation board game. It’s a miracle he’s even playing, more reason for a celebration after a homer.

Carlos Guillen held on to his lemon-scented bat

I don’t know what this means. I can only assume the Angel bats must smell like a rally monkey’s asshole.

and eyeballed Weaver in a one-upsmanship machismo call-out

To be serious for a moment, Carlos shouldn’t have done it. I get why he did it, but I personally disagreed with it. He should have been the better man, something that Weaver never will be. If you don’t believe me, check out the Cy Young voting at the end of the year.

(Unlike Weaver, Carlos Guillen is a sociopathic DUI contortionist, and his bloated frame makes everyone realize he is a staggering puffy boozing headcase with nothing to live for).

Obviously, Mr. Halofan has confused Carlos with Miguel Cabrera, who was arrested for a DUI in the offseason. An honest mistake, I guess. I mean, all THOSE PEOPLE look alike, don’t they? And hell, Cabrera’s only one of the two or three best players in baseball. I can see how a professional writer could make that mistake.

Oh, wait. No I can’t. You’re a piece of garbage who should have his reproductive organs removed for the safety of us all.

Well after being mocked by the scum of the earth,

DUI = scum of the earth. Seems fair. I mean rapists, child fuckers, murderers, and AJ Pierzynski all seem like better choices. Or maybe choose ex-Angels pitcher Donnie Moore, who shot his wife in front of their children before killing himself  in 1989. But I guess I’ll respect your opinion. You dumb shit.

the unredeemable alky gutterswine that is Carlos (hic) Guillen,

Wrong again. But yes, all those brown folks look alike. Keep going. Hic.

Were you drunk while writing this? It’s the only explanation I can come up with.

Jered threw high above the helmet of the next batter and was tossed from the game, raging against the dying of the light all the way to the showers.

He threw at Alex Avila’s head, you gash. He’s an immature fuck and deserves a suspension. If he had any balls, he would have sucked it up and shut up the Tigers with his pitching. You know, like a guy named Verlander did to the Angels.

And “raging against the dying of the light all the way to the showers”? That is about as well-written as the plot to a porno movie.

Tempers flared because Venezuelan socialist Magglio Ordonez
Oh, fuck. Here we go. Politics. Die, please. Die now. Die, die, die. This is baseball. Leave politics and religion out of it.

had decided to admire an earlier HR,

Which was going down the left field line and he was trying to see if it was fair. But whatever. Magglio Ordonez is a cocky punk kid known for showing people up.

Oh, wait. No he isn’t. He’s a respected veteran and one of the classiest people in the game. Unlike Jered Weaver who looks like a trailer park trash broad you might see on Cops.

hoping that the pellet shrinking into the distance will recur in the prostate of his beloved Hugo Chavez, dying in a Cuban cancer ward despite the millions Ordonez has showered on his regime.

Tell me. Where exactly does the Klan meet out in Los Angeles Anaheim? I’m just curious so I can loft some grenades at your next meeting.

Justin Verlander was cruising to a no-hitter with the Angels politely accommodating him. With Weaver's awakening the belly of the beast, Erick Aybar

Or was it Maicer Izturis…THOSE PEOPLE ALL LOOK ALIKE.

started a mini-rally with a bunt single ruled an error.

The play in question was an 8th inning bunt to Verlander. Bunting that late in a no-hitter is considered a no-no in baseball’s “unwritten rules”. Many are letting it slide since it was a close game and Aybar bunts frequently.
Personally, I thought it was a bush league attempt by Aybar. But Verlander fielded it in time and would have clearly thrown him out if his throw were on target. But like most Tiger pitchers, Verlander sucks on defense and the ball went toward right field. Calling it a “bunt single ruled an error” is yet another immature, bullshit move by Mr. Halofan.

No wonder he supports a whining bitch like Weaver.

He then scored from 3B on a fielder's choice when he evaded a tag near home plate by a shaken not stirred Verlander.

Oh, is Verlander the drunk now? The comedy and/or inaccuracy never ends.

Maicer Izturis then got a base hit that the official Comerika

Spell check is for Venezuelan socialist pussies.

scorekeeper just couldn't tuck into her teabag, making it a 3-2 game.

Sour grapes taste like shit, don’t they?

While Guillen's HR was the difference, his showboating strut cost his teammate a piece of history

Guillen didn’t get the hit off of Verlander. Izturis did. Are you confusing the Latin players on BOTH clubs now?

How did Guillen’s “showboating” cost Verlander anything? My head hurts.

and that will surely destroy the morale and chemistry in Jim Leyland's clubhouse.

Indeed. I can only assume that none of the Tigers are speaking to each other anymore. It seems logical that prevailing 3-2 over a pitcher like Weaver, having players cursed and thrown at, and tying their biggest lead in the AL Central this year will not bring them closer together at all.

You are a wise man, Mr. Halofan. SB Nation is lucky to have you. So are the Disney California Aneheim Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim readers.

Die in a grease fire, you ignorant fuck.

98 comments:

Rossi said...

LMAO that was great and so true. Nice work

tsmithND said...

Perfection. I'll have to read it again in the morning. Thanks for the laugh!

Raburn's 2nd Base Coach said...

Well done. Although I think porno filmmakers took exception to the comment about well written plot lines, due to nothing being this bad.

JacksTigers said...

Sorry dude, but it was Erick Aybar.

JacksTigers said...

My bad, I get what youre doing. I'll shut up now.

Spockmaster said...

grease fires are the best to kill people with.  personally, i was going to send them all a box of scorpions.

Cr3861 said...

Good thing it's Shark Week

@oldmanmags said...

Thanks for.the support as always Togo! Only Guillen stepped up bigger than you today!

Ssbmon said...

Really nitpicking here, but Donnie Moore's wife survived the shooting.

@oldmanmags said...

Togo, Rogo. You all look the same.

JerseyTigerFan said...

Oh my, this is too funny! Or sad, as the case may be.

The argument that Guillen precipitated a response and cost Verlander anything negates the claim that Aybar's bunt was anything but bush league, not just a routine play in a close game. You can't have it both ways, Reverend Grand Wizard Halo

SRogo said...

My bad. Fixed. Tough broad.

David Tokarz said...

I think the Comerika misspelling was supposed to be another dig at us- that we're all German or something. 

It's just that I'm guessing Mr. Halofan had a very specific group of Germans in mind when he wrote that.

Rob Benneian said...

You're a wonderful, wonderful person

Yoyoyyo said...

It's funny because you rail on spelling, and then promptly misspell Anaheim.

RevHalofan said...

Carlos Guillen DUI:
http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4063541.html

SRogo said...

I thought it was funny, too.

RevHalofan said...

And Comerika spelling intentional to underscore theme of Ordonez support of fascism.

SRogo said...

Good job. That makes it all white, I guess.

April in the D said...

How could someone (even if they are named Rev Halofan) write something so stupid and ignorant? Way to kick his ass, Rogo.

Yoyoyyo said...

So nice you did it twice?

tigerdog said...

Right on the money, Rogo.  I'm afraid RevAhol will need cranialanalectomy before he'll see the light, and realize that how Guillen runs the bases has nothing to do with whether the Angels get a hit later in the game.  

Not a good day for fans of the Lost Angels today.   They get one hit by Verlander; Weaver takes the loss and gets ejected, probably even suspended, for his childish temper tantrum; and the Rangers acquire not one, but two of the best relief pitchers in the game, while the Ahols   got what they usually get at the trade deadline- nothing! 

Yoyoyyo said...

Trailer park surfer-dude trash is all the same anyway.

RevHalofan said...

When Takahashi got an extended warm-up, TV announcers in SoCal pointed out that the extended inning might affect Verlander. Inning was extended specifically because of Guillen's risky decision to showboat.

Anon said...

LOL @ grown men arguing on the internet. Get a fucking life.

Jackhitts said...

Uhhh, no. Inning was extended because of Weaver's idiotic decision to throw at Avila's head, and to do so blatantly, not 60 SECONDS after being warned by the umpire.

Jackhitts said...

(I'll give you that Guillen's showboating might have crossed a line, but it wasn't him specifically that caused the inning to be extended. It was Weaver, and Weaver alone, that caused the inning to be extended by making a rash decision to throw at a guy.)

Yak said...

The HH article clearly shows why you don't blog after drinking 3 wine coolers.

Detroit4lyfe said...

Best. Post. Ever.

truhalo said...

aww, did Rev hurt the pussy cat?
tiger fans will defend their players, los angeles angels of california and disneyland will defend theirs. no reason to cry about it, sir. move on.

PremiumCatching said...

I post over at HalosHeaven frequently, and found this to be a fun read. By now, I tend to gloss over Rev's postings, guess I'm desensitized to them by now. The internet could always use more FJMs though, so good job.

one said...

Yeah, his writing is geared towards Angels fans only. Must piss off fans of other teams, especially the Rangers, but I guess it appeals to Angels fans. Doesn't help that there isn't a lot of baseball analysis.

one said...

Oh, and know that many of his blog readers have and will comment on this post.

Guest said...

http://www.seattlepi.com/default/article/Guillen-will-speak-out-on-DUI-1108953.php

just saying.. the dui was was real..

Trout Jefferson said...

Pretty much every Angel's fan I've talked to says they hate being associated with Halo's Heaven in any way, shape, or form.

Huh.

Jackhitts said...

I don't doubt that it happened. But... why pull out a DUI that happened two years before the guy even joined our team?

Russell White said...

There is a butthurt going on here.  

Bottom line for this game...Scoreboard.

Lardladonuts said...

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2002/06/14/guillen020613.html

NathanielS said...

"Strking a dramatic pose"? Really? I thought he had just taken his cues from watching Training Day one to many times. What a joke.

Yoyoyo said...

Because DUIs are still a fresh wound to Angels fans.

tigerdog said...

Wrong again, RevAhole, the inning was extended because Weaver decided to throw a childish temper tantrum. 

Weaver first made it personal when he started barking at Magglio.  He then kept it up, chatting at Cabrera and Ordonez after a couple of outs later in the game.   Guillen did show him up after taking him deep, but how Weaver reacted is on him, not on Carlos.   You can not attribute a hit later on to any temporary delay.

As for the So Cal announcers, they could hardly hold back their excitement as the play by play fool screamed "no no-no for you" after Verlander threw the ball clearly on time, but wild to first base on the bunt.   Totally classless.   Bring back the dope addict Hudler.  He was much more entertaining. 

Guest said...

especially to weaver who lost a good friend to some idiot drunk driver. he's not some upstanding person, he's a douche

PremiumCatching said...

I seriously doubt that Weaver was thinking of the DUI that happened five years ago when pitching to Guillen. He'd struck him out twice already anyway. Weave just let his emotions get away from him. Always had a temper, usually is able to focus it into the game though. Of course, he shouldn't have thrown at Avila's head to send a message, if he really wanted to, he couldn't thrown behind him or at the ribs. In any case, it'll be interesting when these two clubs meet again.

Djillskoolu said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCjZsUeiUzA&feature=player_embedded

Verlanders a bitch video...
ohh and ordonez plays baseball everyday im pretty sure he can tell if that ball was going fair...but still weaver thought that ordonez was being stupid so he had a right to tell him to show sum respect, bc weavers not one to go off every day for no reason like verlander so yeah..weav for cy young!

frisbeepilot said...

One, this was a great post.

Two, you do NOT throw at a man's head.

Three, being a socialist isn't illegal in the US.

Guest said...

i wasn't say that was in his head, but it's a bit interesting to think about. 

Commander_Nate said...

Amazing how much attention some sarcasm and a little political incorrectness will get you.

PremiumCatching said...

Fair enough then.

TXfan said...

Hilarious in a FJM way.  Ought to go national.  And yes, you should see (unless unchecked laughter could cause a seizure) Rev's ongoing writing about the Rangers (Cocaine Cowboys and more). The guy is possibly Napoleonic, being small, a self described art critic, Vegas presence pretender, and writer (???), and a dungpile originated vermin from Nebraska posing as an effete Los Angeleno (well maybe he gets that part right, I don't know).  He's the laughingstock of SBN, and still there despite other Angel bloggers petitioning the SBN brass to replace him in their repertoire.

Dda said...

I had no idea this many people still lived in Detroit...and somehow have internet access.   BRB guys, gonna go out and not buy an American car tomorrow.

Boney said...

I haven't laughed this hard since the first time I read your site the other day and saw you re-created a Big Daddy Drew post using Tigers players instead of Rex Ryan, Philip Rivers, or Jerry Jones.

Both sides of this are an embarrassment to their fanbases.

/dick joke
//door flies open
///HERP and DERP

Howie's Batting Title said...

You guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Do us all two favors, stop taking blogs so seriously, and sweep the Rangers. Good day.

halophan said...

haha. jesus christ. it was weed, you pussy. 

RevHalofan said...

I will be taking up a collection when this dude invoices me for performing as my publicist.

RevHalofan said...

Formula for Coca Cola seems less of a secret.

Joshsteich said...

Youtube video; Youtube comment. 

Joshsteich said...

I know that in Orange, the sweaty tang of G. Gordon Liddy's balls flavors everything, but socialism isn't fascism, moron. Back to your tea party — maybe you can wear a pretty dress. 

Joshsteich said...

To be fair, Angels announcers are borderline retarded. Even though Scully repeats every factoid about fifteen times, I'd rather listen to him describe his bowel movements than hear Mark the Moron and Joey Weed jaw themselves into whatever homer-boner they're on about at any given moment. Listening to them literally makes you stupider, as evidenced by HH.  

Arnold said...

LULZ!!!!!!!  KALIAFORNUA IS NOT A GIRLY MAN STATE!!q

Scotsman said...

No, it was extended because Weaver is a classless douche who waved a white flag in the late innings of a 3-0 game amid a pennant race, essentially conceding that Verlander owns him like a dog, when he decided to throw at the head of the man who caught him in the All-Star game, where he was standing in for Verlander. Showboating against the foul-mouthed troglodyte who spent four innings bitching at his betters for an imagined slight did not extend the inning more than about 5 seconds.

Sacfly69 said...

Sorry to report this but Dda got in a car accident. His breaks on his Japanese car didn't work. Hes okay...he is just butthurt.

Flyinfsh7778 said...

So you're telling me that any Angel breaks up Justin's no-no with a bomb, stops to admire it go out and then stares down JV on the way to first and you're not gonna call for the next batter to be beaned? Give me a break, JV woulda thrown at him and you would have been happy. It's all part of baseball.

I'm not gonna disagree that throwing high was a bad move. However, I'm gonna believe Weaver, who has great control, knew he would get tossed and went high to buzz Avila to make a statement, yet not put him on base in a still close game.

tigerdog said...

Weed= Dope.  Duh!

Jim Bob said...

You mistake "interesting" for "boring as hell."

Commander_Nate said...

You're saying you have it? Why was I not told???

JacksTigers said...

What the fuck happened here????

Michael Wilson said...

Such great control that he served up a meatball on the pitch right before throwing at someone's head?  Yeah, sorry if I don't trust the control of the pitcher that did that.

JacksTigers said...

He'll hit Eybar in the side, Weaver threw at his head. Which would you rather have?

Raburn's 2nd Base Coach said...

Get off your moral high horse. I would bet that at least 1 Angel has a DUI, maybe not in their Angels tenure but at least at some point in their lives.

Sportsfreak76 said...

I stopped reading when YOU failed to mention that Carlos Guillen has indeed received a DUI in the past. Use google you dumbass. Yes, his description sounded more like Cabrera than Guillen. That doesn't change the fact that he was correct about Guillen's DUI history.

And dear god, take down those pics of your Detroit players opening their mouths for cock. It's really disturbing.

Guest said...

The DUI was nine years ago idiot, two years before he joined the Tigers. And in response to those pictures, Rogo can make fun of his players because he isn't an insecure little cunt about them like Rev apparently is.

AlKaline said...

Angels fans, how can you expect Maggs to know automatically if a ball is fair or foul? Does he have psychic powers now? And what is Carlos supposed to do, not defend his teammates? After little baby Jered is screaming and cussing like the cunt he is at our players because he's not getting his way? Seriously he's screaming at Cabrera for doing absolutely nothing. If I were Carlos I would've done the exact same thing because sometimes brats like Weaver need to be put in their place. I love how Angels fans are just pissed because they got one hit, and I will laugh my ass off when JV beats out baby Jered in a landslide for the Cy Young.

JacksTigers said...

He was never charged. Therefore it never happened.

Jackhitts said...

Aybar ran into him as he was running into home... elbowed him. How do you not see that?

Jackhitts said...

Yep. A nine-year-old DUI that happened two years before he even joined our team is really relevant to a discussion of a baseball game.

Flyinfsh7778 said...

He's a fly ball pitcher, he made 2 bad pitches and the Tiger's made him pay for both of them. Right before the Guillen HR he had retired something like 10 straight. Yeah, I trust his control, he has only 38 walks in 168 innings...

sandiegokev said...

lol, the dude Rev deserves it!

R. K said...

F U, Detroit.  Nah, God already has done enough damage to you  fukks.

Hopefinnerty said...

It takes a lot of guts to call someone's mom a cunt, from the safety of your mom's basement.

Djillskoolu said...

rev was making the point in challenging guillens character though not whether it happened when he wass with detroit...and rev makes fun of most of our hitting anyway, so hows that insecure?? have u ever read a single rev post besides this one?

Djillskoolu said...

yeah but thats because Aybars a badass dominican and verlanders a whiney spoiled girl...haha but seriously tho, aybar was just suppossed to let tigers dissrespect weav without any retaliation?? and he's just suppossed to let ver throw a no hitter or tag him out at the plate?? hmmm

Djillskoolu said...

Magg plays everyday, that ball was obviously gone, weaver knew it or he wouldn't complain..even the tiger announcers said gone the second he hit it..and yea carlos couldve just took the win and then angel fans wouldnt be able to say anything but naw he had to show off..brats like weaver? more like verlander and guillen with no class! did u see tha video? he waited til he got into the dugout to yell at aybar? wat a lil bitch...weaver is badass! he don't take shit! shouldve been 2 hits 2 earned runs! & who won the last time? weavers era says everything..verlander has a no hitter like matt garza and dallas braden, but who won the cy??

Djbnsajn said...

Actually it was one of the greatest losses i as an angels fan have ever seen...scoring 2 EARNED runs and TWOO hits on verlander in a no hit bid is pretty dam good! Aybar and weaver displayed more heart than any tiger pplayer ever will...detroit will never know what it felt like...thats why non of u understand aybars bunt bc ur team wouldve just taken the no hitter and dissrespect.

Jimmylayfuck said...

Hey MLK or whatever ur name is, maybe uhh just move the tigers to a better city? idk it'll just look better bc of all the horrible affiliations with the city of detroit...-jim leyland

Michael Wilson said...

He made two mistake pitches, that were grooved down the middle, I doubt he wanted to put them there.  What is that third mistake was the one he threw at a guys head?  That is why you make your statement with a pitch behind or low on a guy.  It was a childish petty pitch that could have ended a guys career, all Guillens childish petty statement did was rub the sand in Weavers vagina the wrong way.

Russell White said...

Weaver is such a badass he gave up two monster HR's to two guys who combined have, have seven working body parts.  

Verlander has 2 no hitters, and the fact you compare him to Matt Garza and Dallas Braden shows how little you actually know about baseball.

Come to think of it, you would fit in perfectly over at Mlive.

Herb Alpert said...

SBN brass??

Scotsman said...

No, I'm pointing out the obvious errancy of Rev Halofan's idiotic statement. I'm telling you that Guillen's home run trot extended the inning by about 4-5 seconds vs. a HR trot with no posing. The inning was really extended because the infantile hippie on the mound decided to burn it all down by throwing at a guys head, requiring the Angels to bring in a cold reliever who got all day to warm up. I'd give Weaver credit for a crafty move, if I thought such a strategy had ever entered his head. But Weaver has a simple mind, and it only grasps one raw emotion at a time. Guillen (and the rest of the team) listened to Weaver rant and rage at the Tigers' veteran ballplayers for several innings over an imagined slight that never happened. I think the consensus was formed that should someone else get a hold of another of J-baby's meatballs, it would be an opportunity to show him what it really looks like when the batter wants to show him up. So maybe he'll STFU next time a 14-year veteran watches to see if it's fair or foul.

Scotsman said...

He made more than 2 bad pitches. Cabrera sent another one of them to the warning track, IIRC

stax said...

Great fucking article 

Jay Hathaway said...

 Not the Tijuana Brass, Herb.  Wrong site, but I do enjoy your lovely music.  Good hustle.

Jay Hathaway said...

Huh?

PremiumCatching said...

Well, to be fair, Verlander was blocking the plate without the baseball. They have sweep tags for a reason, and the runner has the right of way.

Jay Hathaway said...

Fun post.  I think, no matter who you root for, we can all agree that we all got our money's worth watching that game.  It would only have been better if Rod Allen had left the booth and chased Weaver around the outfield while Benny Hill music played on the loudspeaker.

halophan said...

you are a pussy because you are holding it against him as if he actually  did something wrong. i dont want to ruin your night, but i heard in the streets that he had a pack of cigarettes in his pocket at the time as well. 

and no one calls weed dope anymore. thats heroin now. 

halophan said...

but you probably know that already being from detroit. lol.

Ed Tigertracks said...

Rogo...this is one of your best....keep it up...

Flyinfsh7778 said...

No, you're wrong, it was extended because of Guillen's showboating. If Carlos puts his head down and runs the bases, the benches don't get warned, and Weaver probably doesn't retaliate. Even if he does hit/throw at Avila, then the benches get warned after and he stays out there not requiring a cold warm up from a new pitcher.

Look, I am with you guys, Weave got upset with Mags for no reason and he shouldn't have thrown at Avila's head, but Guillen's little dance was the catalyst that caused the long delay.

See how I did that without any name calling or insults, you should try that some time.